The fact that I missed both of these important late night performances from two of my favorite artists is proof enough that something is wrong in my life. I have DVR, I'm not blind - there was no reason for me to miss this except that I'm completely out of the loop.
To my nonexistent readers, I am sorry. To myself, I am especially sorry. I could've been watching these nonstop on a flat screen television for the next year if I hadn't been so stupid.
To The National, I love you so much.